[Jess and Winston fake a burglary to cover for the damage they did to Schmidt's suit collection]
Do we have to steal my moustache trimmer?
[in a meth-head voice] This is worth three bowls of sweet, sweet meth.
[in Jess's room] This?
No.
This?
No.
This?
I just don't think the meth-heads would want anything in this room. [runs out to the living room] What about this?
A landline?
[in a meth-head voice] To me, it looks like a meth sandwich.
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