I need your help. I don't know what to do. I'm terrible at casual sex. I left him in there with crayons and paper, like he's a kid in a restaurant, and I told him I had to check my fantasy football.
You don't even know what that is.
No, sir, I do not know what that is. I panicked. Help me.
Look, you can't separate your feelings from sex? So what? You're a girl.
I deserve to have a shorty on the side.
Okay, a shorty is not... That's the wrong use of "shorty."
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