Jess and Cece in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

Andy and I have been sending each other some pretty dirty texts.

Cece

Come to the professor. Let me see.

Jess

He says, "Can't stop thinking about what you're gonna wear tonight." How do I respond?

Cece

With a simple... "Or not wear."

Jess

Okay.

Cece

Okay?

Jess

"Or not wear because sex happens naked." Send.

Cece

Okay, let me help you with that. "Just kidding. Get ready for a night you will never forget." Okay?

Jess

"Because once you see my body, you will go brain-dead and have memory loss." Send. Oh, no! Autocorrect changed "body" to "meat bar."