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New Girl · Season 1, Episode 15

Jess and Nick in “Unfinished Business”

I had the best sex of my life last night. He brewed me like a fine chamomile.

Oh, so that was you. I thought that was a couple bums fighting.

It wasn't. It was me, having sex. I left my body, went up to heaven, saw my grandparents, thought it was weird that I saw my grandparents, came back down, I became a werewolf, I scared some teenagers. I came back into my body. Only thing is, he thinks my name is Katie. And that I'm a dancer and/or something involving puppets.

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