You can't be a shot girl.
Why not?
Because you don't have that specific hotness that shames men into spending $9 on a $2 shot. She doesn't have it.
Are you saying I'm not hot?
No, no, no, I'm not... No, no, you're hot, you're hot.
Nick!
I'm saying you're the nurse that I wanna wake up to after having my stomach pumped. You know what I mean? It's a different kind of hot—still hot.
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