Know this: you're not the only one that's hurting here, Jessica Day. The economy stinks, bees are dying, movies are pretty much all sequels now, and I...
Don't say "broken penis."
... have a broken penis. Don't pretend to know my pain.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More New Girl quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's New Girl pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.