[Jess arrives at the apartment, where a party full of people in their early twenties is taking place]
What's going on? Why is the cast of The Social Network in our apartment?
Dirk is a genius! 20-year-old girls—they think I'm awesome! And look at 'em! They don't know what Saved by the Bell is and they've never felt pain.
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