Jess and Schmidt in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

[on her new hutch] Can you believe I found this on the street? Who would want to throw this away?

Schmidt

A blind man who suddenly recovered his sight? Get rid of it, Jess—pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.

Jess

I pay rent, so I think that gives me the right to add a few things.

Schmidt

Jess... [chuckles] you're wrong. Okay? My answer's no.

Jess

Well, my answer is yes. I'm keeping the hutch.

Schmidt

I had a bad night. I'm really, I'm just asking you, please d-don't push me. 'Cause then I'll have to reinstate my ban on high-waisted shorts.

Jess

You would not dare.

Schmidt

Try me.

Jess

That was the worst four weeks of my life.