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New Girl · Season 1, Episode 15

Winston and Schmidt in “Unfinished Business”

[On the beach, after Nick runs into the ocean]

Winston

I'm a little drunk, and I can't be too sure, but I think you're finally about to see your best friend's penis.

Schmidt

Nick— he's gonna sh— he's gonna show his penis to the ocean and not me? Nick, wait! [runs after Nick]

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