Is Sadie a gynecologist?
No, she's an OB/GYN.
[groans] I'm gonna go.
It's a different thing.
I'm gonna get out of here, actually, I think.
Yeah? I don't think you are.
[Nick tries to get up from the chair, but can't because of the pain from his injury]
Nick, she's a wizard with a speculum. [Nick keeps groaning] Nick!
I don't have a vagina.
SOSweet older woman
You can take mine. [chuckles]
[laughs] I heard that, sister.
SOSweet older woman
True dat.
[Nick groans]
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