What are you doing?
I'm packing an overnight bag in case I have one-night sex. I've got a T-shirt, socks...
Is this a sewing kit?
Yes, it's a sewing kit. Stain remover. [holds up the stain remover] Hello!
You don't have one-night stands—you get way too attached. I mean, you could have an emotional connection with a shoe on the side of the road.
Oh, one shoe? I hate that.
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