Jess and Schmidt in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

[giving Schmidt a tour of the makeshift party bus] Over here is kosher yogurt and honey.

Schmidt

Kosher yog?

Jess

We got some condoms over here—small, medium, large, whatever your preference.

Schmidt

Well, I would use—

Jess

I don't wanna know. And the R-rated section in the back with the stripper pole. It's normally used for stability, but tonight it's gonna be used for $50 worth of seminudity.

Schmidt

Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants.