Jess and Cece in “Unfinished Business”

Jess

[after Cece enters the bathroom] Hey, what are you doing in here?

Cece

Kyle's being a jerk. What are you doing in here?

Jess

Eating cookies and avoiding confrontation.

Cece

Remember when Christmas used to be fun and all I had to do was worry about my drunk uncle asking me out?

Jess

Yes, Uncle Pradeep. He thought I was a boy.

Cece

Such a weirdo.