“Mr. Darcy's going to love my new bonnet.” – Jess, New Girl ... TV Quotes Database

[in a British accent, with a pair of lacy panties on her head] Mr. Darcy's going to love my new bonnet.

Why are we here?

You don't understand. You've never been cheated on before. Spencer and I never tried anything new, and maybe if I'd been... more erotic...

Spencer cheated on you because he's a total jerk, not 'cause you're bad in bed.

It's been six years. Everything I know about sex, I learned from Spencer or the Clinton impeachment trial.

[Flashback starts]

NONPR on the radio

He used a cigar as a sexual aid with her in the Oval Office area...

JSJess's mother

Jess!

Mom?! [shoves the radio] I'm not listening to NPR.

[End of flashback]

[whistles while holding a starfish lingerie]

No. No whistle. It's terrible!

Uh, excusez-moi. Can I try this on, please?

CClerk

Oh, the starfish. You can't try that on. Health code.

I'll take it! I hope Paul's packing some coral polyps, 'cause this starfish is hungry. Starfish eat coral polyps.

Just pay, Jess.

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