I'm trying to help you.
No. I don't need your help. You don't know... Nick and I are friends. You don't know, 'cause you don't have guy friends at all. You just hang out with jerks like Gavin. Oh, I'm sorry... DJ Diabeat It.
He has diabetes.
Oh, he does? Boo-hoo. I'm sorry. Is it really bad? I feel really bad.
He's fine. He takes medication.
Why do you just come in and you take over? It's like you're playing mind games with people.
Don't put this on me, Jess. Okay, I'm trying to help you. You never make a move...
Well, I don't need your help. I like moving slow. I like being weird and taking my time. I'm not like you. I don't just jump in the potato sack with the first potato that I meet with diabetes.
Okay, what did you just say?
You heard me, bitch.
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