Schmidt and Winston in “Unfinished Business”

Schmidt

Why haven't I seen it?

Winston

Why do you wanna see it?

Schmidt

He's my best friend!

Winston

Again, why do you wanna see it?

Schmidt

What if Nick has an accident? What if he's horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all the remains are his private parts? I'm standing there and I'm saying: "Sorry officer, I can't help you, because, no, I haven't seen his penis", and boom, he's buried in an unmarked grave.

Winston

Again, why do you wanna see it?