[Jess is pretending to be Nick's girlfriend at the wedding]
Uh, Jess, this is Caroline.
CCaroline
Hi.
One more time. Cara-lee?
CCaroline
Uh, Caroline.
Caraloo? Coraline?
Caroline.
Oh, okay. Fancy. Well, I'm Nicholas's girlfriend. We just started dating, so we're still in that honeymoon phase. I barely sleep. So much doing it.
So much doing it. It's crazy.
He's so soft, like a towel.
CCaroline
Well, it was nice to meet you.
So nice to meet you, too, Carol.
CCaroline
Caroline.
I give up!
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