(Noel and Imelda prepare for their Intros round.)
Noel
You don't have to ride me like a greyhound, it's fine.
Imelda
I'll sing your bit, then we stop it. We go (does a few notes)...
Noel
That's like when you give a really small child a simple task. "You can't cook dinner with me, but if you hold this wooden spoon..." (imitates a child holding it, mouth wide open) "...then we can say we cooked it together." (imitates the child again)
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