Hello, and welcome, to what they call a show. Now, I know you're wondering why I'm here. I could've been on Strictly Come Dancing. I could've been on I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!, but I wanted to put myself through the most debasing and degenerating show of them all. [Laughter.] Let's play Never Mind the Buzzcocks! [Laughter and applause.]
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