Is your marriage in trouble?
Oh, Simon.
Is it alright? Is it okay?
Would you be interested if I said it was?
Yeah, let's talk about it.
I've got a lot of feelings for you... basically. I kinda wanna wrestle you and kiss you at the same time.
We could do that.
Do many people say that to you? I bet they do.
There's a nice area in front of the desk...
Do you want to wrestle?
Have a bit of a wrestle.
Okay, come on.
[They begin to hesitantly wrestle. Simon grabs Jessica's waist and tries to lift her over his shoulder, Jessica pushes him on the floor and grabs his foot before pinning him down. They return to their seats]
What that was good for was like a 'best of' package.
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