Asuka quotes from Neon Genesis Evangelion

Asuka

Then, here I go. Don't breathe, because it tickles. [They kiss until Shinji gasps for breath, then a disgusted Asuka runs off to gargle] Definitely not something to do to kill time!

Asuka

I won't take a bath in the same water that Misato and stupid Shinji have used... And I won't use a washer that Misato and Shinji the dork have used, for washing underwear... And I don't want to use a toilet that's been used, not by the two of them... I don't even want to breathe the same air they do, not the two of them. I hate Misato, and I hate Shinji, and I hate that First Child bitch Rei! I hate my dad, I hate my mom! But mostly, most of all, I hate myself! I hate this! I can't stand it anymore! Why do I have to do this! Why me?!

Asuka

My mind is being eaten away... Kaji-san, it's unravelling my mind! What do I do? It's defiling my mind!

Asuka

[repeatedly] I don't want to die, I don't want to die, I don't want to die... [Asuka's mantra becomes louder until she finally screams it over an image of her rotting corpse]

Asuka

How disgusting.

Asuka

[starting up Eva Unit 02] LCL Einlass. Anfang der Bewegung, bestätigt. Anfang des Nervenanschlusses, bestätigt. Anfang nächster die Herzmonitor, bestätigt. Synchro-start, nun! ["Input LCL. Start sequence: nerve connection, confirmed; heart monitor, confirmed. Start synchronisation!"]

Shinji

It's...a programming error?

Asuka

It's thought-noise. I told you not to disturb me!

Shinji

What do you mean?

Asuka

Aggh! You're thinking in Japanese, aren't you? If you must think, do it in German!

Shinji

Well, I'll try...strudel...bratwurst...

Asuka

Dummkopf! ["Idiot!"] Nevermind...we'll start over again, switch language to Japanese. Evangelion Unit 02, start!

What'd you do that for?!

Asuka

That's the viewing fee. Quite a bargain, nicht?

It's overpriced. But that's okay, here's your change! [laughs]

Asuka

Ahh! Unverschämter idiot! ["Impudent idiot!"] [slapping Toji a second time] So, which one is the famous Third Child? [glances at a dejected Toji] Ach, nein... ["Oh, no..."]

Misato

[indicating Shinji] Don't worry, Asuka, it's him.

Asuka

[examining Shinji] Hmmm... Not much to look at.

Asuka

[threatening Shinji through the dividing wall between her room and his] This is the "unbreakable Wall of Jericho", Third Child.

Shinji

What...?

Asuka

Take one step over this wall and you'll be a dead man!

Asuka

Y'know, this Type-D heat resistant entry plug suit doesn't seem that much different from our regular ones.

Ritsuko

Press the switch on your right arm.

Asuka

Okay. [She does and the suit ends up making her and her unit look fat] Wah!? AAH! Liebe Gott im Himmel! ["Oh, God in Heaven!"]

Ritsuko

Unit 2 should be ready now.

Asuka

[finds Unit 2 in a fatsuit as well] NO! HOW COULD YOU!

Ritsuko

The suit is designed to protect you. Type-D equipment is designed for combat under extreme high-environmental duress, not high fashion.

Asuka

And my Unit Two? The poor thing... Forget it! I won't do it! I'm not appearing in public in this stupid thing! This is the sort of thing you have Shinji for!

Misato

[naked, smiling at and motioning towards Shinji] Tell me Shinji. Do you want to become one with me? To be of one mind and body? It could be very, very nice. Ask me anytime, I'm ready.

Asuka

[naked, smiling at and motioning towards Shinji] Hey Shinji, idiot. Don't you want to be one with me? To be of one mind and body? It would be really awesome. You oughta' appreciate your good fortune, come on.

Rei

[naked, smiling at and motioning towards Shinji] Do you want to become one with me? To be of one mind and body? It could be very pleasant. Shinji.

Misato

Do you want to become one with me?

Asuka

To be of one mind and body and soul?

Rei

It could be very pleasant.

Relax and release your soul.

Asuka

Please look at me, I'm begging you, mama! Just don't stop being my mother!

Asuka? Come to heaven with me.

Asuka

Mama? No, mama, please don't kill me! No, I'm not mama's doll, I'll think for myself and I'll live for myself!

Please, Asuka, die with me.

Asuka

If that's what you want, I'll die with you, mama. Just don't stop being my mama! Mama! Mama!

Mama? Who are you?

I'm Asuka! Asuka Langley Soryu! Charmed, huh?

What are you, stupid?

And now's my chance!

[ripping her blouse open] Look at me, dammit, look at me!

Asuka

No, none of this is the real me!

Asuka

Help me! Help me, Kaji, help me!

Asuka... you're still a child. [still of Shinji besides Kaji. A sound effect of a train approaching and passing plays.]

Asuka

Why are you there, damn you?! You don't do anything! You won't help me! You won't even hold me! You're no one! No one! No one!

Young Asuka

Why won't you look at me?

Are you lonely? Are you alone?

Asuka

No! [the Doll-Asuka disintegrates] Stay away from me! I'm going to live by my own!

But do you love me?

Asuka

I won't rely on anyone!

But do you really love me?

Asuka

I can live by my own!

But you're lying.