Misato Katsuragi quotes from Neon Genesis Evangelion

What did you say!?

Misato Katsuragi

You heard me! I said I’ll be taking Shinji home to live at my place okay!? It’s already been approved. And don’t worry I’m not gonna be making any passes at him.

Of course you’re not! How could you think of such a thing! You’ve got no shame at all!

Misato Katsuragi

Some people don’t have any sense of humor.

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Misato Katsuragi

Hey, come in.

Uh, I don’t want to intrude.

Misato Katsuragi

Shinji, this is your home now.

I’m… I’m home.

Misato Katsuragi

Welcome home.

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Misato Katsuragi

Um, as you can see the place is just a little bit messy but uh go ahead and make yourself comfortable.

This is a little messy?!

Misato Katsuragi

Oh, sorry could you put the food in the fridge please?

Uh, yes mam. Ice, snacks and 50 gallons of beer! What kind of life does she lead?

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Misato Katsuragi

This is your home so feel free to take advantage of everything that’s here, except of course of me that is.

Uh, yes mam

Misato Katsuragi

Ugh, yes, yes, yes. Is that all you can say?! It’s getting one my nerve! You’re a boy act like one!

Yes mam!

Misato Katsuragi

Hmm, I guess that’s just the way you are. Why don’t you take a bath? Yeah! Wash away your troubles. Bathing cleans the mind and soul.

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Wah! M-m-m-Miss Misato!

Misato Katsuragi

What?

A Pe… A P-Peh… Uh P-P…. ...huh!?

Misato Katsuragi

Oh, yup! He's one of those new warm water penguins. [Pen-Pen enters his cold apartment after looking at Shinji]

That was... That was a wha-w-what!?

Misato Katsuragi

His name's Pen-Pen. He's your other roommate. [takes beer can] Ummm… Why don't you cover up?

Uh? [notices that he's naked] Oh!

Misato Katsuragi

I guess I should be nicer but... he’s probably already made up his mind about me.

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Misato Katsuragi, she’s not a bad person.

MKMisato Katsuragi [flashback]

Bathing cleans the mind and soul.

But bad memories always seem to find me in the bath. Like my father, and that girl Rei.

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How’s it going? Are you getting along with him?

Misato Katsuragi

Him? Oh, Shinji. Well, it’s been two weeks since he started and he doesn’t seemed to have changed. No one ever calls him.

Calls him where?

Misato Katsuragi

Well, since I figured he’d be needing one I gave him a cellular phone. I don’t think he’s ever used it though… or received any calls. I’m not sure but I don’t think he has any friends.

Well I would guess that Shinji isn’t exactly the sort of person who makes friends easily.

Misato Katsuragi

Mmmhhmmm.

Do you know the fable “The Hedgehog’s Dilemma?”

Misato Katsuragi

Hedgehog? You mean those animals with the spiny hair?

Even though a hedgehog may want to become close with another hedgehog. The closer they get the more they injure each other with their spines.

Misato Katsuragi

Hmm.

It’s the same with some humans. The reason he seems so withdrawn is because he’s afraid of being hurt.

Misato Katsuragi

Well, he’s… just… going to have to learn… someday…. That part of growing up means finding a way to interact with others while distancing pain.

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Misato Katsuragi

But he’s only 14 years old. Making him bear the burden of the future of mankind seems so cruel.

But we have to use 14 year old children to pilot the Eva’s.

Misato Katsuragi

I know. But..

So has he called or made contact? …Nothing?

Misato Katsuragi

Nnnuunn. Nothing. I don’t think he is going to come back this time.

What will you do?

Misato Katsuragi

Nothing. It’s better for him if he doesn't come back.

But why?

Misato Katsuragi

Because of what happened after the last battle.

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Misato Katsuragi

Why did you ignore my orders!?

I apologize.

Misato Katsuragi

I’m the one who’s in charge of your operations aren’t I?

Yes.

Misato Katsuragi

You do know you’re supposed to obey my orders, understand?

Yes.

Misato Katsuragi

I’m warning you! Do not do it again!

Yes.

Misato Katsuragi

Hey! Are you even listening to anything I’m even saying?!

Yes.

Misato Katsuragi

Oh no you don’t! You’re not gnna get out of this by just saying “yes” to everything I say!

I know Ms. Misato. We won didn’t we? Isn’t that enough?

Misato Katsuragi

Urgh! You know it may seem easy going along with whatever anyone else wants, but if you get into an Eva with that attitude it’ll kill you!

You know I just don’t care anymore.

Misato Katsuragi

It’d be nice if I could say you’ve got the right attitude. But if you think you’re going to get any praise out of me, you’re wrong Shinji!

Ugh, that’s not the point. Anyway I’m the only one who could pilot it. I’ll just have to do.

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Misato Katsuragi

Long time no see

Yeah.

Misato Katsuragi

Do you feel any better after wandering around for 2 days?

I don’t know.

Misato Katsuragi

The Eva is on standby will you pilot it? Or wont you?

You’re not going to scold me for running away? Of course you’re not I’m not relation to you am I? If I say that I won’t pilot Unit 1, what are you going to do?

Misato Katsuragi

I suppose that Rei would do it. You wont pilot it?

It seems a little bit unrealistic for you to force everything on her. Don’t worry I’ll pilot it.

Misato Katsuragi

But you don’t want to do it.

Of course not. It’s not something that comes to me naturally. But Ayanami and you and Mrs. Ritsuko…

Misato Katsuragi

Stop that line of crap! This has nothing to do with any of us! If you don’t like it get out of here! Just forget all about Eva and us and go back where you came from! We don’t need someone with that attitude piloting! Ugh!

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Misato Katsuragi

It can’t be.

Yes. Although composed of a different form of matter their actual composition in terms in terms of the arrangement and coordinates of the pattern is a 99.89% match to ours.

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[When a gust of wind blows up Asuka's skirt, Toji peeks up her skirt. Asuka slaps him.]

TToji

What'd you do that for?!

That's the viewing fee. Quite a bargain, nicht?

TToji

It's overpriced. But that's okay, here's your change! [laughs]

[Toji pulls down his pants and boxers, exposing himself to Asuka.]

Ahh! Unverschämter idiot! ["Impudent idiot!"] [slapping Toji a second time] So, which one is the famous Third Child? [glances at a dejected Toji] Ach, nein... ["Oh, no..."]

Misato

[indicating Shinji] Don't worry, Asuka, it's him.

[examining Shinji] Hmmm... Not much to look at.

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MHMakoto Hyuga

You look pretty worn to the bone, Major Katsuragi.

Misato Katsuragi

I have reasons for being worn. Private ones.

Kaji's bone?

Misato Katsuragi

Shut your face!

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Shinji

[crying after supposedly killing Toji] Miss Misato, I... I killed... It was my father... I begged him to stop, but...

Misato

Shinji, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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[Shinji is hallucinating in Eva-01]

Misato

[naked, smiling at and motioning towards Shinji] Tell me Shinji. Do you want to become one with me? To be of one mind and body? It could be very, very nice. Ask me anytime, I'm ready.