Please, who really likes weddings anyway?
There's nothing good about them.
Weird uncles making inappropriate toasts.
Rubbery chicken enhanced by cheap wine.
Cheesy music and children. Rental tuxedos.
The bouquet, the garter, the cake --
The fittings.
The fittings. The fittings! We're not even to the actual ceremony yet.
The vows.
The ring.
The kiss.
The ketubah.
I don't even know what I'd do if I had to deal with all of that.
Elope?
Yeah, well, it worked for me.
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