Tim McGee, meet Tim McGee.
'Sup dude.
Hello. (Looks at Tony) I don't get it.
Well, Tim, there are two kinds of identity thieves. There's the kind you never know and there's the kind that knows you so well that they're aware you're not home from 7am to 10pm.
McGee (To Nick) You're Mrs Miller's kid right? Nick?
Who is Mrs Miller?
It's McGee's landlady, holder of the keys. She also has a bad back.
Oh.
It was you! You stole my identity, you sent me an inflatable girlfriend! You know I'm down almost ten grand!
Dude, it's fraud and you're only liable for like... fifty bucks.
Yeah dude.
(To Nick) Why? Why are you doing this to me?
You're always doing the same thing. Go to work, come home, go to work again. You even order the same take-out food every single night.
Not every night.
Dude, yes! You gotta start living. You're too young to act so old.
(McGee looks at Tony who starts laughing)
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