Abby, Ziva and others in “Friends & Lovers”

Abby

I hereby accept your challenge. We will meet on the field at dawn. Weapons: Caffeine fueled intellect versus cold silicon based intelligence. Until then I bid you a good day sir. (turn around to see Ziva and McGee behind her who are trying not to laugh) Hi.

Ziva

Hi. you talk to your Mass Spectrometer?

Abby

Ya, sometimes. Why?

McGee

You challenged it to a duel.

Abby

Well it spit out a chemical composition that I'm not familiar with. There has to be some sense of decorum around here. I'm running it through the computer now.

McGee

Well, Gibbs is more interested in this. (holds up a pink, laminated card) Did you find anything yet?

Abby

When, McGee. If you haven't noticed, I'm the only one here! Which may be why I started talking to my machines in the first place.

McGee

Well, Abbs, I've got to tell him something.

Abby

Tell him you love him, McGee. It works for me.

Gibbs

(walks in with a Caf-Pow) Not all the time.