[Kate and Tony go undercover posing as a trashy couple going for a paternity test.]
You writin' my name, right?
What? I just wanna know if it's mine. She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
If I did, it's cuz he ain't any good in bed.
Least I didn't sleep with my cousin.
You slept with my sista!
I thought it was you!
She weighs 300 pounds.
She was wearing your earrings.
That's enough! If you two can't be civil, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I'm beggin' you.
There's an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Thank you. [She flings her gum at Tony as she leaves.]
I'm sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.
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