“So on a scale of one to ten...” – Tony, NCIS ... TV Quotes Database

[Tony is lying on one of Ducky's autopsy tables]

So on a scale of one to ten, how bad is it?

Let's just say the scale needs recalibrating. I'm afraid it is Toxicodendron pubescens, otherwise known as Eastern Poison Oak. The symptoms are itching, inflammation, blistering...

Tony

My skin feels like the surface of ten thousand suns!

Ducky

Yes, and a propensity for the dramatic.

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