[catches Tony and McGee reading a men's magazine] You don't have to change the subject. I'm not the sex police.
How kind you are.
Um, hello? I'm married. I have more sex than the two of you combined.
From what I hear, that's not how that works.
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More NCIS quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's NCIS pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.