“Tony, don't take this the wrong way but...” – McGee, NCIS ... TV Quotes Database

Tony, don't take this the wrong way but you smell like the hot cheerleader in my high school homeroom.

That White Diamond DiNozzo?

Farid spilled his laundry detergent all over the place. I got some on my pants...

[...]

[Borin is wiping Tony's bum]

Let me call Abby and see if she's got something to remove that.

[Vance suddenly walks in to everyone's surprise]

Special Agents Borin and DiNozzo, please stop doing whatever it is you're doing.

We were just..er..reexamining the very special bond between the Navy and the Coast Guard, sir.

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