(seeing McGee drive in) Hey McGee! (seeing the bandage on his neck and hand) Oh my god! What happened to you?
I was attacked by a vicious dog.
Are you okay? (pulling at the bandage to see his wounds)
Yeah, careful, careful.
Sorry, did you provoke it?
(as she re-places the bandage) If you consider serving a warrant "provoking"!
What happened to the dog?
He was shot!
What? (gasps, opens the back door and sees the dog muzzled with his legs tied) McGee! Poor thing!
(as she un-clips the ties and takes off the muzzle) Abby? Abby! Careful that is one vicious dog!
Hi. (as the dog licks her hands) Yeah, McGee, he's really "vicious"!
Well, Ducky and Jimmy sedated him, hoping you can get some evidence off of him.
There, that's better. Who would shoot this cute little dog? Aw, look at you... [realizing, she turns around and glares at McGee]
It was self-defense. It-it was self-defense!
You shot that cute little dog?!
He's not cute and little! He's, he's vicious and large!
[The dog whines piteously.]
How could you shoot an innocent animal, McGee?!
Abby, that dog is not innocent, he killed someone!
Dogs don't kill people! People kill people!
People with dogs that kill people kill people!
You didn't kill anyone, did you? No.
[Abby grabs McGee's jacket and cuddles the dog.]
(as Abby whips his jacket off his shoulders) That's my Hugo Boss! Hey! Don't you think that you're compromising the evidence with my $500 jacket?
If you think that I can't distinguish the fibers on your stupid jacket from the evidence on the dog, you don't know me, McGee! And right now, I don't want to know you! [to the dog, kindly] Good dog. [to McGee, angrily] Bad McGee!
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