Who would shoot this cute little dog? Look at you... [realizing, she turns around and glares at McGee]
It was self-defense. It-it was self-defense!
You shot that cute little dog?!
He's not cute and little! He's, he's vicious and large!
[The dog whines piteously.]
How could you shoot an innocent animal, McGee?!
Abby, that dog is not innocent, he killed someone!
Dogs don't kill people! People kill people!
People with dogs that kill people kill people!
[Abby grabs McGee's jacket and cuddles the dog.]
You're wrapping the dog in my jacket?! My Hugo Boss jacket?! Abby, there's evidence on there...!
If you think that I can't distinguish the fibers on your stupid jacket from the evidence on the dog, you don't know me, McGee! And right now, I don't want to know you! [to the dog, kindly] Good dog. [to McGee, angrily] Bad McGee!
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