[McGee is walking along the street wearing an earpiece. Tony is watching him from an apartment speaking to him through the earpiece.]
Pusher's back.
I'm starvin' like Lee Marvin, McGee! What's taking you so long?
Just making another deal.
We're here to find out who stole Navy radar. Stash kid across the street, he's not our problem unless he's pushing steak and cheese hoagies.
I'm a sworn federal agent, Tony. Not gonna stand by and watch a felony go down.
[sarcastically] That's a good idea. Blow our stakeout over a $50 crack sale. If Gibbs doesn't slap you silly I will.
Oh, you're gonna slap me?
[Unknown to McGee, a hooker is behind him listening.]
If that's what you want, honey.
[McGee turns around, stunned.]
[observing McGee through binoculars] Go for it, McFreaky. Goldilocks is just your type.
[to Tony, annoyed] Bite me.
[puts her hands all over McGee] That'll be extra.
[McGee steps back and is nearly run over by a car. Tony, still watching through the binoculars, laughs at him.]
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