This is not one of your stupid action movies, Tony.
No it isn't, if it was you'd be dressed differently.
And you'd be far better-looking.
(McGee laughs)
You'd be dead by the opening credits.
(Ziva laughs)
Ever stop to think that maybe I am the plucky comic relief?
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