This the same boat you were building six years ago?
Nope!
What happened to it?
I burned her!
Why would you...you named it after an ex-wife?
Lets go!
Which one?
You know damn well "which one"!
Why didn't you just change the name?
Because it wouldn't matter! Every time I went out on her I'd think of Diane!
You could have sold it!
And watch some other guy sail off on her?
(meaning sex) You didn't care who sailed off on Diane! Leroy Jethro Gibbs. You are a strange man!
Me? (scoffs) You were a good agent Jen!
Were?
Yeah! Director's job is pure politics!
I'm good at politics! NCIS needs someone who can shake the money tree on the hill AND work with sister agencies!
Wait! You won't call a boat a 'She'...but it's 'Sister Agencies'?
I'm a schitzoid libber! Comes from working with chauvanists like you!
I can't believe you'd give up field work for rubber chicken dinners!
I don't think they serve that dish at Palena!
Never heard of it!
Why would you? IT isn't take out!
So which of the tight sphincters is taking you out? Please tell me "it's not Fornell"!
CBS Early Show. They want coverage before I go on T.V!
No! Jen you can't do that!
Excuse me?
Ari is a chauvanist! He's taking the lives of the women I work with before me! So please...don't take that interview!
I'll see if I can postpone it a few days!
Thank you!
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