“See if you can brand the cologne.” – Gibbs, NCIS ... TV Quotes Database

See if you can brand the cologne.

Why, you want some?

Nope, don’t use cologne. The women I date think the smell of sawdust is sexy. Probably why i don’t date many women.

[Tony runs into Gibbs in the elevator and accidentally spills his coffee]

[sternly] You had better have a good reason for spilling my coffee.

I do. [frantically wiping Gibbs' shirt] I booked us on the first, uh-- [Gibbs smacks Tony's hand] flight to Gitmo tomorrow...

Unbook it.

Haha! I knew it!

Navy's giving us a priority ride today.

You mean it? [Gibbs looks at him] You do mean it. Normally I hate priority rides, but who cares if it's going to...

What's wrong with priority rides?

C'mon boss. You tellin' me you like sitting on canvas seats slung between cargo pallets?

Yeah, it makes me feel like I'm back in the Corps.

[Later]

[laughs, while on a Gulfstream jet] I love priority rides. Boss, this is the best!

I miss canvas seats.

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