How did it go with my father last night? Where is he?
Autopsy.
[deadpan] You shot him. I can't say I blame you.
“Sins of the Father” · Season 9, Episode 10
In this episode: Tony DiNozzo (3), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Dorneget (2), Abby Sciuto (1)
Hey, Abs. Gibbs sent me down to find out what you found out.
What are you talking about?
You know, that thing you're working on for him.
Tony, I'm not telling you anything about your father's case. My lips are sealed.
[scoffs] Come on, I'm just doing -- [Abby steps in his way] -- I'm desperate, Abby.
I'm sorry. [hugs Tony]] Now leave and consider yourself banished.
[attempts to step around Abby, fails, and picks up a test tube] What's this?
Your father's urine.
I'm going.
Listen, I just need two minutes with my dad, okay?
[through a mouthful of cake] Uh-uh, no way! Special Agent Gibbs told me not to let anyone in, especially you. You didn't think you could buy me off with a piece of cake, did you?
No! Gibbs will never find out, how's he gonna find out?
I'd have to tell him.
Well, then I guess I'd have to tell him about your little antics at the Halloween party last month with Susan Grady from Polygraph, down in the copy room, huh? She was dressed as a nun, and you were dressed as... Leroy Jethro Gibbs, with the little silver wig.
Nobody knew about that.
I know. De Niro, DiNozzo. "I'm watching."
Dorneget, take Mr. DiNozzo down to the break room, get him something to eat.
Yes, sir.
[deadpan]] If he gives you any trouble, shoot him.
[DiNozzo Sr looks at Gibbs in shock]
He's joking... I think.
LSLCDR Stephanie Mosner
You guys obviously put the fear of God into Lt Dennis. [Gibbs looks surprised] His lawyer called last night. He wants to make a deal.
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