TV show quotes
I may not be fluent in Arabic, but I am fluent in body language. And it's killing you to ride the bench.
It's killing me to ride the bench. I'm not a bench guy. I'm an out-in-the-field kind of guy.
Not much of a team player, huh?
This team thing has been recent. It's been an adjustment.
I get it. It's not easy being the new guy in a group that has worked so long together.
Hi. Uh... I'm a federal agent... [fights with man] Stop-stop resisting. Stop resisting. It's gonna be okay. [Man groans] Just... [man grunts] We're all gonna be fine.
[McGee outta nowhere takes down man with a move that Ziva taught him]
[groans] What was that, like, a... like, a Vulcan nerve pinch?
Mossad technique an old friend of mine taught me. All right, we got to get him up here, get him in the car.
Yeah. No problem. Okay. God I wish we didn't park so far away.
You really like McGee, don't you?
Yeah, a bit of a man crush.
A total man crush. Also it's like looking to a crystal ball, to see what I could become. McGee is basically future Sebastian.
Fifty ways this goes south.
That's optimistic. I can think of a hundred.
You're like the mother I never had.
You have a mother. I've met her.
Exactly.
I never knew you were a romantic, Gregorio.
Profiling isn't just for criminals. It comes in handy, trust me.
Please tell me that getting my ass kicked all the time is part of the whole newbie thing. Because, if not, I'm going back to the lab. Or buying a bunch of life insurance.
You did great, baby, and you're doing great. Just hang in there.
I think I've identified his type. Tough, loyal, whip-smart, sassy. Can hang with the boys and give as good as she gets.
Percy?
Like I said, I'm not sure how to break it to him.
[to CJ] I'm not going to let the past weigh me down any longer. I'm moving on.
You seem a little tense. You might want to lighten up on the keys.
Music critic, huh? Do you play?
No. I used to sing a little, though
Why'd you stop?
Lost my piano player.
Look, I know that Noah was your friend.
That's got nothing to do with this.
It does when you're not thinking straight, 'cause you're loaded for bear.
[sighs].
Probably the first argument I ever won with you.
Sounds like a field trip to me.
Yeah. Wait, do you mean me? You want me to go back out there to deadly gator world by myself?
Tick tick croc.
All right. See you never.
[to Pride] I know how you want to give everyone, especially the underdogs, the benefit of the doubt. But sometimes they don't deserve it.
I'm just sayin' we usually start things off with an actual crime, a phone call, a body. But here you're basing a lot of this Rita friend of yours. You must have good reason to trust her instincts.
I do.
Huh.
Keep fishing, New York.
The end doesn't always justify the means, especially if it ends up getting you killed.
That's not going to happen.
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