[Joe was working traffic because something with his pension got screwed up]
Care to tell us what happened, Joe?
Who cares if his father's a president of the San Francisco bank?
Humor me. I care.
Let me get this straight - you pepper-sprayed him for illegal parking?
Yes.
[Nash laughs]
He came at me. And I exhausted all proper procedures, A.J.
[smirking] I'm sorry I missed that one.
He comes at me saying he knows Kung Fu and that crap. He went down in flames like a twelve o'clock high.
Oooh, you bad. [Laughs again]
And that's when he twisted his knee. The funny thing is, he'll probably get a disabled placard now.
[Nash is now laughing hard]
Are you two through yet? The I.R. went straight to the chief. And you, carnal, have the distinction of being the only cop I know of ever to get kicked out of traffic.
[Nash laughs]
What about my pension? What about my hog? I kinda liked it.
Your hog? Forget your Harley!
[Nash laughs]
The chief made me take you back.
Oh, no!
Got anything out at the airport? Unloading/loading that kinda thing?
You wish. No. We got you back all to ourselves.
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