[Last words, to Naruto] In this world of shinobi created by frivolous old people, it's a great comfort to know that new souls like yourself have come along. Up til now everything I've done in my life has been wrong. But at least here in my final hour I can finally do something right for a change. The Sand and the Leaf, may the future that awaits them be much different from the way things were in our time. This special power of yours that Kakashi spoke of, that power will change the future dramatically. Become a Hokage the likes of which have never been seen. And as for you Sakura, in the future help those closest to your heart, not some old grandmother with one foot in the grave. You're a lot like me, child. So few women possess such strong spirit. You'll surpass your master as a kunoichi. I have no doubt. Naruto, do an old woman a favor, won't you? You are the only person in the world who knows the extent of Gaara's pain. He also knows your pain. Please look after Gaara.
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[to Naruto] Naruto, there really is something different about you. It's true. You do have the power to change people.
[takes Sasori's ring] Look here it is! Here it is, Mr. Zetsu! Maybe now I can become a member of the Akatsuki huh? After all there's an open spot now right? [flips the ring into the air]
Fool. Do you really think it's that easy?
Oh come on, why not let him join? Tobi's a good boy. [Tobi fails to catch the ring as it falls into a crack as Zetsu walks off]
Wait a minute, Mr. Zetsu please!
[Guy puts an exhausted Kakashi on his back]
That's just wrong.
Grown men playing piggyback. It's almost creepy.
Oh, brother.
What the? I get it. A training exercise!
So you wanna see faster? [runs] I'll show you faster! Gangway! What's wrong slowpokes? Can't keep up with me? Let's go!
It looks even weirder when they're in motion.
[bending over] Neji!
Forget it!
[Tobi finds Deidara alive]
Dear dear, you must have had a close shave huh Deidara. But you're in one piece. Oops, my mistake.
Tobi, even the Buddha loses patience when insulted a third time. One more word and there'll be no doubt about the cause of your death.
You're just gonna bomb me to death right?
That was the third one.
[locks his legs around Tobi's neck in a chokehold] Death by suffocation, hmm!
[after Guy and Lee race back to Konoha] You did not come in second! You finished in third place. You're forgetting I have Kakashi on my back. Technically he came in second.
[After Naruto fails to recognize him] I know it's been a while, but you should at least try to remember your friends, or else it just turns the other person's feelings.
Look, if I endanger the Leaf or the Land of Fire, then I swear as the Fifth Hokage, I will protect them with all my might and if need be, my very own life.
[After Choji tells her that "a weirdo" (Sai) attacked] Huh? What weirdo? You mean that guy? Hey wait, isn't that Naruto?
[Happily at Naruto] Forget the bad past, from now on, together with everyone else, we will be partners.
It would be an honor to work in Kakashi's stead, milady.
I knew we were going to be teammates and I wanted to see how strong you were.
Well that was pretty stupid. You didn't have to go that far.
I was just curious to see how strong you'd be. Now I know you're not packing anything major.
[Sakura holds Naruto back as he tries to attack Sai]
What did you just say?!
We have to work together with this guy! You can't start off fighting from the get go! [to Sai] And the same goes for you. That wasn't very nice.
Is that so?
You're not winning any friends with talk like that.
Well don't write me off yet. I like everyone, even you, ugly.
[Yamato holds Sakura back as she tries to attack Sai]
What did you just say?!
Whoa easy Sakura! Follow your own advice.
I just hope he's not too deeply rooted in the pacifism of that pushover Sarutobi. The gutless teachings of the Third, who hated all manners of disagreement, just as the Third Hokage was rooted in the teachings of your grandfather.
[to Naruto, who is comparing Sai's appearance to Sasuke's] If you keep on staring at me like that, I will hit you.
Mutual respect and trust are essential elements of teamwork. Wasn't it Kakashi that taught you that? You are part of the team led by the great Kakashi. Lose the attitude.
He's not a member of Team Kakashi! The fourth member of Team Kakashi is and always will be Sasuke Uchiha! This guy, he's just a fill in for Sasuke. That's all he is. He'll never be a real member of the team!
Well I'm glad that's how you feel. Sasuke is a traitor. He betrayed the Leaf and joined Orochimaru. Yes you're right. I'm not him at all. I'm not a traitorous cockroach. I can't fill in for someone like that.
I've had it with you Sai. [Sakura stops him from saying anything]
Remember what's important Naruto. It's teamwork. Calm down. Sai, Naruto was out of line, but it's just because he doesn't know you well enough yet. I'm sorry. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive him.
But Sakura...
Glad we have one levelheaded person on the team.
Oh don't worry. He doesn't bother me in the least.
Good. That's a relief. [sends Sai flying with a punch] I don't care one bit if you forgive me.
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