Grandma Carlinda, Rico and others in “Unfinished Business”

Rico, what are you doing?! I wanna watch TV!

Rico

When you live in a van, the whole world is your personal television set.

I do love my trashy family dramas.

Rico

Well, enjoy the latest episode of "329 Oneida Street." [turns on the radio for background music as the family eat dinner at the table from inside the house] Okay, let me get you caught up. Last week, that girl there, she crashed her daddy's Miata into a Cheesecake Factory.

Kip

That's not good.

Rico

And the mama thinks her husband's cheating on her, but he's just being secretive 'cause he's planning her birthday party. Oh, also, he's cheating on her.

[as the father sees them and gets up from the table, walking to the front door] This is my kind of show.

[angrily exits the house and walks to the van] Hey! You in the van!

Rico

Uh-oh. Uh, I'll be back after this short break.

I told you to take your peeping eyes elsewhere! [mistakenly grabs Kip by the shirt collar, pulls him out of the van, and starts beating him up]

Kip

[getting beaten up as Carlinda watches while cringing] My blouse! Ouch! Jeez!