[Napoleon enters the living room with zits on his forehead as Kip and Carlinda gasp at him]
What?
Holy crap! What happened to your forehead?!
Kip hucked some chicken skin at me, and it gave me a butt load of zits. He's always disrespecting me 'cause he's jealous of my sweet body. [squashes a fly on his chest, killing it]
[disgusted] Napoleon, your face is making me sick. Go into the bathroom and pop those things.
I already tried. They're not ready yet. [tries popping one on his forehead] See?
You're not doing it right. Get over here. [smacks Kip in the back of his head]
Jeez!
[Napoleon sits down and Carlinda starts trying to pop the zits]
[in unison] Hold still. Hold still!
[in unison] Ow, ow! Stop! It kills! Dang it!
Well, the roots are too deep. They're digging into the skull.
I told you they weren't ready.
Try stabbing it with a blade.
Good idea, Kipper. [takes out her knife as Kip uses a lighter, flaming the blade]
[runs out of the house in his underwear and bear slippers] You guys are idiots!
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