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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Just after the first rocket chair launch.]

RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

Just like Xuan Hu, Buster's vanished, but he's no astronaut. In fact...he's toast.

And here I thought the Elevator of Death was the most damage he's ever withstood. He is burnt to a crisp!

I'm staring at a Chinese-dressed crash test dummy on a throne strapped to 70 pounds of gunpowder. [laughs] I just had another one of those Mythbuster moments.

Kind of makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, don't it?

If you mean it makes me feel like I feel about the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus, yeah, that kind of warm and fuzzy, cause it's a FANTASY!

Nonetheless, we were able to do it with a reasonable number of tests, and I'd say it's busted, busted, busted! and I don't wanna get any e-mails about it!

[Adam recoils as an electrical device shorts out.]

That might have been, I dunno, a bad noise. I'm releasing the mysterious blue smoke here. The problem is once you release the mysterious blue smoke, electronics don't work anymore.

[The MythBusters are about to subject a ballistics gel bust of Adam to a custom-made razor-sharp ceiling fan.]

As long as you're going to do it with me, let's make sure everyone knows who it is.

[Adam then puts his glasses onto the bust.]

You'll have to tell me how it turns out 'cause I can't see a damned thing.

[Points to the bust.] Judging by the Coke bottles on this thing, he can't see a thing either

Absolutely, and so probably some human cranium, we've done this before when we did Penny Drop..

Human cranium? We have human cranium?

I have the human cranium in storage, yep.

You would!

We have one of everything here at MythBusters.

[After detonating a cherry bomb in a cement truck.]

It sounded like we just planted a midget with a paper bag.

[The team have just destroyed a cement truck with over 800 pounds of ANFO.]

Jamie, I swear I left it right here!

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