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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Here on MythBusters Makeover, we're turning this lovely California bungalow into a disaster zone.

[After they succeed in blowing up the gas from the bug bombs.]

That's what I wanted to hear!

Putting all of these greenhouses up on the roof, I think I'm gonna get checked out by the police for growing pot or something up here, y'know. It's like "What are you doing?" It looks kinda suspicious.

Do you have hardcore, to-the-bone death metal?

MSMusic Store Clerk

Do we ever!

I just think the talking plants are committing suicide because they're listening to [in a very high-pitched voice] "I loveyouloveyouloveyou" all freaking day!

[From the recording] If you were in college, you'd be a freshman!

You called the plant a freshman?

[embarrassed] I... I was running out of material!!!

[Scottie and Kari are recording various lines for their 'nice' and 'nasty' houses]

[to a pea plant] I hope your roots rot in hell. The only thing you're good for is giving people gas.

[yelling to another pea plant] YOU SUCK FRESHMAN [censored]! [to a crew member (normal voice)] How's that?

Beautiful round green peas...

You nasty little awful green pea that's ruined every single burrito I've ever had.

[Talking while mimicing a mitten puppet.] The plants are doing very well today, Tory!

[In the same puppet voice.] Hi Tory, what plants do you think are doin' better?

Hey, you guys... [Leading them to the door in a concerned way]

Well I think the heavy metal plants are better! Because there's so much anger in this world it really helps to listen to that kinda stuff so we can get it all out.

Its okay, shhhh.

[Answering herself] Oh! I can see what you mean! That classical music really kinda makes the hairs on my neck stand up!

Lets get out of the sun.

[On experimenting with different mixtures of gunpowder.]

In this line of questioning, the only way to know without... being educated is to just keep on trying different formulations. And at a certain point we have to stop and just, you know, blow [censored] up.

[Adam has failed at several attempts to create effective rockets.]

I think we need to get some professional help... and then I think we need some rocket experts.

[Adam joins Jamie as he's making new rocket fuel.]

You makin' pudding?

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