[Adam, after several tries, has finally hit the target] Good shot, Adam.
[little-boy voice] Thank you, Uncle Jamie.
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[Adam and Jamie release a skunk into the women's room in an attempt to incite it to spray them.]
Thanks for putting it in the women's bathroom.
[Adam is pouring beer onto the floor to try and get rid of skunk smell]
What...you're doing it all wrong! It's spilling everywhere. You gotta start at the top and move down.
It's hard being Jamie sometimes.
Finally! We smell foul!
I can't help but notice that IT'S NOT ON FIRE YET!
Our death ray doesn't seem to be working right. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
[After Busting the myth, Adam has the "death ray" flop to the concrete face-first, breaking every mirror in the array.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
And that's about 2,000 years bad luck right there.
This is the show. It's like four minutes of science and then ten minutes of me hurting myself.
COME OOOOON!!!!!!
RLRob Lee (U.S. Narrator)
It's a very un-MythBusters-like moment. They've built an invention, and nothing has gone wrong... [Adam loses his balance and falls onto his back from a standing position as the machine is turned off.] Ah. That's more like it.
[Jamie and Kari are scouting a derelict hotel as a location.]
Since we're here anyway, can we film a horror movie?
(Jamie, Kari and Scottie are testing the jump mechanism, Buster falls on his face)
Faceplant!
[Jamie and Kari are measuring the height of the elevator shaft.]
92 feet, to the top of the pulleys.
Uh, 92 feet to the dead bird.
[Jamie laughs]
[The crew cleans debris from the elevator car.]
[Holds up a dead bird.] Two words — Naaas-tee. Ugh...
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Elevators are designed not to fall. Fortunately, the MythBusters wrote the book on disabling safety features.
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