[During the initial test, where Jamie's soldiers aren't getting enough air power]
Jamie's made a doo-wop group, not a battalion of soldiers. Looks like the California Raisins.
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[Referring to Jamie's soldiers] They're cute...cute for SCIENCE.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Ah, the old Mythbusters motto: when in doubt, add something heavy.
[Adam tips the bridge over, destroying it.]
Feel better now?
I do feel better.
Good for you.
There's poo everywhere!
[Adam talking with a toothbrush in his mouth.]
We're using the ones that were on top of the toilet.
[Adam is digging a hole in front of the workshop to bury pigs for a test.]
Adam doesn't know it yet, but he's digging his own grave.
What's that?
What? Nothing.
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
Who'da thought? Cheap car, dud battery.
It seems like you have to take the car tire off in order to change the battery. What is the point? Probably because someone built the damn thing in a computer and doesn't have any sense. Piece of crap.
RLRob Lee
While Jamie curses all things modern...
[Jamie rigs the taxi to be operated remotely.]
I think Jamie and I should drive around and pick people up.
Yeah, with nobody in the front seat.
[Jamie is wearing a thermal suit while they're testing a myth on exploding aerosols. He hasn't spoken since he put on the suit.]
You wanna take your hood off and participate in this conversation?
I kinda like it in here. It's private.
[Jamie is deciding whether he is going to pee on the fence]
All those years spent as a political prisoner in South America and they never ONCE attached a battery to your nuts.
Well why do you think I don't want to do it.
[Playing with Buster's face]
You guys have f***ed with me long enough. It's payback time and payback's a b****.
(Adam's ****** is censored with rifle gunshot sounds, and Grant is heard laughing in the background)
[Talking to Tory after taking off Buster's face that he had on]
You know what's funny is that when you put this on you can smell, and you get all these scents and memories of blowing him up, dropping him off a cliff, a little salt water, a little rotting pig.... It's like a... It's like a trip down memory lane. You wanna try?
No thanks.
Not only do we get to short out a battery, but we get to do it in a gasoline-rich environment! I can't think of a better way to spend a Monday afternoon.
[referring to the safety glass the team uses] You told us all it was bulletproof, and, it's not!
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