Since he's already dirty, he's been kind enough to...spare me.
That's how his shirt stays white. I do all the dirty work!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
I reject your reality, and substitute my own!
An empty car doing doughnuts and a police car with its lights flashing...Nah, I checked. There's nothing more fun than that.
[In a bored voice] When will the fun ever stop?
(very fast): Jamie! Jamie! Can I try it this time? Can I blow the bullet up? can I? Can I? really I can try.
Shut up and set the bullet off.
[Adam and Jamie buy goldfish and supplies for the test from Steve, a pet shop owner.]
RLRob Lee (US Narrator)
It's the easiest sale Steve's ever made: two tanks, ten fish, and enough supplies to feed a whale.
[The beginning of the competetion, to Adam.]
I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass.
(Jamie's goldfish has just finished the maze in twenty-five seconds.)
Mine are eating their own poo.
(Adam taps on Jamie's goldfish tank and says: "Goodnight fish")
Jamie, talking to the camera: You see, this is what has basically screwed him up, like, "Goodnight fish" (Imitating Adam), Yea, that helps!
We have to identify the smart ones.
Hi, we're here to buy a trombone.
CClerk
Sure, for a student?
Well no, actually we want to blow it up.
CClerk
You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.
[Pyrotechnician Jack Morocco is loading an explosive-filled mute into a trombone.]
JJack
So how much is in there?
It goes all the way to the tip. That's six rocket engines.
JJack
Got a regular Panzerfaust here.
JJack
Boy, I sure hope we don't fly beyond our limits here.
JJack
Just another day of blowin' somethin' up.
[Adam blows the demolished trombone.]
Hey, it still makes noise!
[trying to make Buster stand in front of the trombone] It's like trying to make a dead man stand.
RHRufus Hound (U.K. Narrator)
Better not ask why Adam knows that.
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