Grant Imahara quotes from MythBusters

I don't know but this feels very dangerous, I have a bad feeling about this, something is going to go wrong.

Grant

And that is different from the other times how...?

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I'll do the lava lamps.

I'll do the stove.

Grant

[pauses] ...I'll do the math.

While Grant calculates with what to do with his day off...

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Grant

A theory is that the shock of cold water will— [lava lamp suddenly explodes]

[Laughs] You should have seen the look on your face, it was priceless.

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[Tory has swung a hammer at a nail, but missed.]

I was inches away from hitting it.

Inches?

Grant

"I was just inches away!"

[Tory swings again and misses again.]

I hit the same spot as before.

Grant

Then why don't you put the nail there? (laughs)

It's worth noting that a smart remark rarely goes unpunished.

[Tory swings again, but the hammer slips out of his hand and hits Grant]

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These will explode, these will melt, this will kill you—this is great.

Grant

Welcome to my world.

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RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

...and our trio of tall-tale tacklers (are) speaking in bull.

Grant

Moooo!

Those are whales.

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RLRob Lee (US Narrator)

...and Grant stunt-double requires an CPR.

[Grant is seen performing "CPR" on his dummy.]

Grant

Don't give up on me now!

Are you done playing with yourself?

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Grant

You know how they say Tory is like a bull in a china shop?

No.

Yes.

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Grant

So, you named your guy there?

Yes.

Grant

What did you name him?

Pork-loin-io.

You did not.

He's an evil pig-man.

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Holy air cannon Grantman!

Grant

How long have you been waiting to unleash that one?

All day!

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Are you ready to let go of the muffin top?

Grant

I am ready to let go of the muffin top.

But is the muffin top ready to let go of you?

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[Tory leaps into tub of water]

Yahoooo!!!

Grant

Have you lost your damn mind?

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[Adam is working on picking the lock on his and Jamie's cell door]

Grant

Well, he's got the filaments, and he has lockpick experience.

Can we just pump in the nerve gas now?

Jamie: When in doubt, C4.

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Grant

[about vacuum chambers] And you're actually gonna let us use it?

VGVacuum Glove Technician

Yeah, I think I will, it's just, uh, be careful.

He's obviously never seen the show before.

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Grant

Non-dairy creamer cannon in three, two, one...

The cannon exploded, one of the biggest explosions on the show.

Oh my God. That was frightening.

Terrifying.

Did you get that on high-speed?

Yeah, we did remember to push the R button, on the off-chance that this might be one of the biggest fireballs ever.

This was frightening. But seriously, there was a moment where we were like "Oh crap, this was a bad idea."

All I heard in my head was run, and I started up the hill as fast as I could go. And I'm still on my adrenaline buzz right now.