GrantI just want to say to whatever fans posted this on the fan-site, I hate you. I hate you! I HATE YOU!
A character in MythBusters
Played by Grant Imahara
MythBusters · 556 quotes
6th most-quoted character in MythBusters: in 49 of its 556 quotes
Most scenes with: Tory Belleci (18), Kari Byron (14), Rob Lee (7)
GrantI just want to say to whatever fans posted this on the fan-site, I hate you. I hate you! I HATE YOU!
GrantHWAAAACHAAAAAAAA!!!
GrantWe love pianos. We're not enjoying this in the least. ...Okay, maybe just a little bit.
GrantMy prediction is I will hang on for ten minutes, at least, and then you'll see the traces of my fingernails going down the wall.
GrantDoes this harness make me look heavy?
GrantThat, my friends, is one half of one inch. And that is about how much I can hang on. I'm predicting a lot of pain.
GrantI'd love to see the action hero who can hang on to that!
Some nice toggles! I'm saving those!
GrantDude, you're salvaging in the middle of a rescue operation?!
Why else do you think I got into this line of work?
[Kari is washing Adam's feet with Vodka.]
GrantWould this be considered a perk of your Mythbusters experience?
Are you talking to me or him?
I have to say, I think there are going to be a lot of jealous fans out there that I'm getting my feet washed by you, Kari.
GrantNow you know you've made it.
[A kite, whose tail has a rock tied to it, swoops toward Tory, barely missing his head.]
It's the death kite—the kite of punishment.
[The kite swings the rock and smacks Tory in the groin.]
Grant[laughing] That made it all worthwhile!
Well, we killed a dead President.
GrantHe (Ben Franklin) was never President.
[Grant and Kari walk away, stifling giggles.]
Wasn't he? Damn it.
It sounds really, really dangerous.
GrantIt could be very dangerous.
Or it could be a lot of fun.
GrantStability appears to be an issue.
You don't say. Grant's kite is doing more spins than a washing machine.
GrantWell they singed the hell out him, but they didn't actually blow up, there was just a lot of fire.
You are so hard to please.
Yeah, if I was a farmer, and my pants did that, I'd say "my pants blew up!", I wouldn't worry about specifics.
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