Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Jamie

So our goal was to fuse metal and pancake the car. Did we succeed? …What car?

Jamie

Did you hear that? That's the sound of Mr. Hyneman having fun.

Jamie

[Jamie reveals his soda can air cannon] I call it my little Pop Gun!

Jamie

Another Christmas myth up the chimney.

Jamie

A lot of people watch this show. I'm sure some of them are gonna thinking about me wearing this particular piece of clothing on. Um... [chuckles] and uh... I'm gonna put it away now...

Jamie

What? You mean stupid?

Jamie

I understanding these things [SCUBA tanks] have about a million—or actually, it's 1.3 million—pounds of explosive force. I'm not sure what that means, but it sounds like a lot.

Jamie

I'm a little worried because it worked too well, so now we'll go full scale, and it'll blow up.

Jamie

I now pronounce this "Hyneman Mountain."

Jamie

We're going to jump the hump.

Jamie

These are actually more powerful than the JATOs—

Adam

But they're smaller; how's that possible?

Jamie

Well, we're gonna use more of them.

Jamie

She'll have a huge hicky!

Adam

A huge butt hicky. It is hard to explain.

Jamie

Since he's already dirty, he's been kind enough to...spare me.

Adam

That's how his shirt stays white. I do all the dirty work!

Adam

(very fast): Jamie! Jamie! Can I try it this time? Can I blow the bullet up? can I? Can I? really I can try.

Jamie

Shut up and set the bullet off.

Jamie

Hi, we're here to buy a trombone.

Sure, for a student?

Adam

Well no, actually we want to blow it up.

You want to blow it up? [pauses] We have some used ones.