Jamie Hyneman quotes from MythBusters

Jamie

But didn't we spend two seasons busting the last Archimedes myth?

Jamie

[camera shows a shot of Jamie's shirt] This better work... my shirt's all dirty.

Jamie

We have three melodies...they're called First Gear, Second Gear, and Third Gear.

Jamie

[commenting on the penetrating power of piano wire on the palm tree] Hey, what do you think? You think we can get that [piano] wire to go all the way through an engine block?

Jamie

It was the lard that did it!

Jamie

Now behave, or we're going to make you into a coat.

Jamie

One way to tell that Mythbusters has been in the area: look for shrapnel in the trees.

Jamie

Go ahead, tailgate, see if I care.

Jamie

The Batmobile can kiss my butt!

Jamie

It's Hyneman. James Hyneman.

Jamie

[whilst making the fragile lead balloon] Little did the MythBusters know there was a herd of cattle in the next room!

Jamie

I'm not sure if I can handle this, actually. We're using this particular item the way it was intended to be used.

Jamie

(unenthusiastic) Oh great, we got a yeti outside.

Jamie

I just wanted to make a phone call. That's all I wanted to do!

Jamie

Well, we've got our bamboo. It's time to go back to the shop and torture some dummies.

Jamie

This may look nice and sunny. And it is. But it's also a torture chamber. Or will be soon.